Excuse me, Mr. Van Winkle, but how exactly does one go about waxing a chump?

Believe in deflationary epistemology, and disinflationary economics. Reduction of pressure will not condense, but instead expand. Unless you are on the other side of the boundaries of course.

For those to be hurt, you will not until it is possible, kind of. Hyperbolise the worried scab when you are in the small religion. If the world is truly worldly there must be these explanations with constructive something, it prevents withdrawal from the fact that your petty concerns could appear to be wounding. Pick these scabs religiously, their excuses will prevent you from having to do anything mundane or constructive.

To be black and your recognition of gray only the image which is not polluted look at everything of white. See everything in black and white, your perception of grey will only blur the image.

Sedate yourself so that you may not inconvenience others with your passion, in order other than your passion to apply annoyance, settle you yourself. The middling road will always serve you adequately, the road of two class items is useful always sufficiently.

Pretend to be eight or nine different people, then forget that you are pretending, being 8 people or 9 people shakes and you'll soon forget that it shakes.

Layer paradox upon absurdity until your worldview becomes a paragon of superposition. Until your worldview reaches scale of the superposition it possesses the single concept which paradox of layer. In order to find the truth characteristic you may dispute to such wind. The fact that truth , and your suspicious point of view you makes this argument possible leads to absurdity and does the most meaningless thing. This way you have a single concept with which to argue veracity, your skeptical viewpoint of truth will make this argument the most pointless thing you can do. This argument is possible to absurdity and suspicion.

Communicate with the intention of self-aggrandisement, interaction and consensus only serve to further inflate epistemology. Furthermore, intention and interaction of oneself's self-aggrandisement makes epistemology expand and serves the agreement to transmit simply.

Sympathy and supply of confusion of other things. Then exactly, those which try the fact that you call if everyone who cannot dispute has known. Feed on the pity, the confusion of others. If no-one knows exactly what you are trying to say then they cannot argue.

Ask why. The inspecificity will entertain you for lifetimes. Ask who, as if identity is tangible. Why ask. You hold inspecificity in heart for life. Identity is material, or it was related to that which commutes. Ask who.

Love everyone and wish upon them painful death, we are only made stronger through pain. Everyone requests pain-death, pain of the direct communication where the agricultural machinery is stronger and you can operate us in love those, simply.

Do not fear. You do not have to fear. Do not fear fear. Fear is only the fear of being fearful, and of laughing tremendously. Fear does not have to be feared. It is fearful, but only fear of a certain thing fear, amused am I, either way without.

Do not listen to a word I say. About the word which I say you do not have to inquire, when then it does not learn clearly at all, my behavior does not have to be recognized, nor my actions acknowledged. If you do then you have obviously learnt nothing.

Optional violence is bourgeois in the utmost, but is the option to be cruel and as for the psychological suffering? Until the pleasant game, their destruction becomes secure. The game you can play with many friends is optimism.

Give up, but do so with a 'never say die' attitude. You do not have to abandon the ' attitude of the dies of speech ', therefore under any condition you do not have to do. Do endeavour to insert available energy into everything related to your insensible motion, call the fact that then it does not work to me.

Of course, a quality chump waxing product will never go astray, not naturally, never. It does not lose chump of the quality which puts the wax on the product...